12/15/14 A CALVINIST'S T SHIRT AD

12/15/14 A CALVINIST T SHIRT AD

One of the ads that shows up on my FB margin is for T shirts that promote Calvinism. I have never clicked it on, so I don't know much about it.

However, knowing Calvinism, maybe it says something like...

These shirts were made dirty, from dirty materials. Some of them were produced just so they could be burned. The manufacturer gets pleasure and honor by making filthy shirts and then more honor and pleasure by burning them.

However, the manufacturer has also selected some of his filthy products to be part of his premier collection. These shirts were not actually cleaned, but the manufacturer has added a label which says they are seen as being clean. The manufacturer does not care that others can see, smell and feel the caked on scum. He says they are clean, but he won't wear the nasty things himself. They stink to high heaven, but he advertises them to be a sweet aroma.

These shirts are also unclean-able. There is not enough cleansing agent in the universe to make one of these filth rags clean. They also are spotted and wrinkled. You guessed it. The stains are irremovable and there is not enough heat or stream anywhere to get the wrinkles out.